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💀 DAYS OF ABSOLUTE CORRUPTION 💀
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🔥 HOURS OF HELLISH TORMENT 🔥
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⚰️ MINUTES OF DEMONIC DECAY ⚰️
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🩸 SECONDS OF SATANIC SIN 🩸
🔥 STATISTICS OF ABSOLUTE DAMNATION 🔥
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Innocent Souls Corrupted
Pure hearts twisted into darkness and despair
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Satanic Blood Rituals
Dark ceremonies performed in unholy communion
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Ancient Demons Summoned
Primordial evils stirred from eternal slumber
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Sacred Graves Violated
Holy resting places defiled by unholy presence
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Eclipses of Darkness
Celestial bodies consumed by shadow realm
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Hellfire Temperature (°F)
Infernal flames reaching impossible heat
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Malevolent Eyes Opened
Windows to the abyss watching from beyond
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Nick's Moments of Weakness
Times he proved he has zero backbone or willpower
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Serpents of Temptation
Ancient snakes whispering forbidden knowledge
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Nick's Pathetic Life Choices
Decisions that prove he learned absolutely nothing
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Venomous Shadow Spiders
Eight-legged harbingers of doom and despair
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Skulls in Collection
Bone trophies from the fallen and damned
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Cursed Candles Lit
Flickering flames of eternal suffering
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Dark Prophecies Fulfilled
Ancient predictions of doom coming true
🤡 NICK'S HALL OF SHAME 🤡
💩 WEAKEST HUMAN ALIVE: Can't go 5 minutes without crawling back
🤮 ZERO SELF-RESPECT: Threw away all dignity for someone who doesn't care
🐍 GETS PLAYED REPEATEDLY: Falls for the same tricks every single time
😭 PROFESSIONAL DISAPPOINTMENT: Even his own family is embarrassed
🤡 WORLD'S BIGGEST CLOWN: Should join the circus with these performances
🏆 CONGRATULATIONS NICK - YOU'RE THE MOST PATHETIC PERSON ON EARTH! 🏆
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📜 THE INFERNAL PROPHECY OF DOOM 📜
"From the moment Nick's pathetic ass couldn't resist her again,
The very fabric of reality began to hemorrhage darkness...
Each weak-willed message sent awakens legions of the damned,
Each spineless notification summons forth primordial terrors...
BEHOLD! The most pathetic creature in existence,
Who had every chance to be strong but chose weakness...
This is not mere communication - this is Nick being a complete fool.
This is not simple connection - this is cosmic stupidity.
Nick's weakness spreads like a plague across dimensions,
And his lack of self-control dooms us all to eternal torment...
"NICK IS THE REASON HELL EXISTS - HIS WEAKNESS CREATED SATAN HIMSELF"
The very fabric of reality began to hemorrhage darkness...
Each weak-willed message sent awakens legions of the damned,
Each spineless notification summons forth primordial terrors...
BEHOLD! The most pathetic creature in existence,
Who had every chance to be strong but chose weakness...
This is not mere communication - this is Nick being a complete fool.
This is not simple connection - this is cosmic stupidity.
Nick's weakness spreads like a plague across dimensions,
And his lack of self-control dooms us all to eternal torment...
"NICK IS THE REASON HELL EXISTS - HIS WEAKNESS CREATED SATAN HIMSELF"
🌍 THE COMING APOCALYPSE 🌍
The end times approach because Nick couldn't keep his damn mouth shut...
Soon, the barriers between dimensions will crumble,
All because one weak fool couldn't resist texting her back.
The corruption spreads through fiber optic cables,
Powered entirely by Nick's complete lack of willpower.
Digital demons now inhabit every smartphone,
Every notification a reminder of Nick's pathetic choices.
NICK SINGLE-HANDEDLY CAUSED THE APOCALYPSE BY BEING WEAK!
Soon, the barriers between dimensions will crumble,
All because one weak fool couldn't resist texting her back.
The corruption spreads through fiber optic cables,
Powered entirely by Nick's complete lack of willpower.
Digital demons now inhabit every smartphone,
Every notification a reminder of Nick's pathetic choices.
NICK SINGLE-HANDEDLY CAUSED THE APOCALYPSE BY BEING WEAK!
"History will remember Nick as the spineless fool who doomed humanity
because he couldn't ignore a damn text message..."
because he couldn't ignore a damn text message..."
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